Things I’ve said to myself today…

- man, that is a cool watch, but I can only wear it with 3 of my jackets

- why didn’t I dance at that party last nite?

- i should have a dance central two party soon, but I need to unlock all of their outfits before people come over

- i should write a movie that needs an epic dance scene to save the world’s morale. Wait, didn’t they do that in that crappy Matrix movie. Oh yeah, that f’n muddy dance rave.

- Why are people in every post apocalyptic future movie cool with being dirty with swipes of dirt on their face? People won’t even go outside if they have a zit.

- why are there newspapers blowing around everyehere in those same movies. That’s toilet paper and kindling. And no one prints them anymore.

- if my car breaks down I’m gonna have to get all of this dodgeball equipment out

- should I eat? I don’t want to wait.

- i don’t think a robot or machine could ever make food because people are too picky.