Robotic Willy

Our crazy neighbor went through our recycling bin and stopped by to return an apartment application I threw away that had my social security number on.

At least she’s reading our paper trash as she is collecting bottles.

What’s funny is I think there were at least 10 plastic bottles filled with my pee in there too because I would rather pee in my car than pee in your crappy unsanitary store bathroom that some riddler left a jokey surprise in that keeps me gagging for minutes after I rushed out.

Plus where am i going to dump out bottles of pee?

  1. californiadalek said: Throw it out??? Aw hell no! You can sell that pee on the fetish market man! I mean, look at you!
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